Hi! You’ve made the terrible mistake of landing on John Kenney’s website.

If you’re interested in his books, click “books.” And remember, they make an ideal gift for any occasion, be it a wedding, a funeral, or an adult bris gone horribly wrong.

If you’re here to look at his work as a copywriter, click “work” and get ready to experience the space between overwhelmed and underwhelmed. Whelmed, I guess.

Mostly welcome!